爸爸检查儿子的语文作业,其中有一题是用肯定造句。儿子造的是:“爸爸悲伤地回家,肯定输钱了。”爸爸看了,很不高兴,让儿子重新造句。儿子满口答应,很快又造了一句:“妈妈冲着爸爸吼,爸爸肯定又输钱了。”爸爸让儿子重新再造,别再写自己输钱了。儿子想了很久,最后写道:“爸爸不让我写输钱,肯定怕妈妈知道他又输钱了。”[有次跟老公出去逛街,突然想去厕所了让他在外面等着我,在里面觉得无聊就拿手机给老公发了条短信:“老公,我手机掉厕所里了,肿么办。。。。”结果老公回了句:“是屎在给我发短信吗?”我。。。。。。[There was an election contest for Class Beauty. Xiao Li was a talented girl, but quite plain-looking. She walked to the speaker's platform with courage and delivered her election speech, "Dear classmates, although I am an ordinary-looking girl, I hope all of you can vote for me. After a few years, when girls in our class get married, you can speak to your husbands proudly, 'When I was in college, I am prettier than the Class Beauty.'"班里公开选举班花。小丽是个才女,但是相貌平平。她大胆地走上讲台,发表自己的竞选演说:“各位兄弟姐妹,虽然我长相一般,但是我希望大家投我一票。几年以后,在座的姐妹们结婚了,可以骄傲地对你们先生说‘我上大学的时候,比我们的班花还漂亮。’”[ 详情
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